Gifting this Polluted Hot Spring City with a Goddess!
The morning after the hot springs in the city was seriously contamination.
After having breakfast, we gathered in the girl’s hotel room.
“I think there are problems with the water source.”
Aqua who spent yesterday purifying the hot springs said.
The phenomenon of polluted water flowing out was temporary.
It was akin to some simulation test, coming out all at one go before stopping.
After that girl received the report from the staff, she rushed into the city and cleansed the hot springs one by one…
“The water source? That should be top of the hill behind the Axis cult’s main base right?”
That gigantic church was the Axis cult’s headquarters.
Behind the church was this city’s source of life and finance, the hot spring mountain.
And of course, that place was heavily guarded. Normal people won’t be permitted entry.
“Indeed, it is difficult to poison the hot springs one by one. The other party was pressured by the manhunt order and decided to hit the source directly— that makes sense.”
It was true that attacking the source was much simpler than taking out the hot springs one at a time.
“But how did he infiltrate such a heavily guarded place…”
“Kazuma, what are you eating? Give me one too.”
Darkness pulled of a piece of the pizza-like junk food I was eating and sent it towards her mouth.
“I have been feeling that recently, you are dumber than Aqua.”
The piece of not-pizza fell off before it reached Darkness’ mouth.
She had a surprised face and turned stiff.
“Hey, what do you mean by that! As if you are implying that I am usually like a dummy!”
“Not like a dummy, you are one! …Ahh, enough! I apologize, I’m sorry! You worked hard and used your head this time! — I already apologized, so return my pizza to me!”
As Aqua and I was fighting over the pizza, Darkness stood up straight with a spring.
“… Source of the water right. Hey Kazuma, how long are you going to play around, time to go! Water source! We will head to the hill behind the cult headquarters to investigate!”
She announced in high spirits.
She was probably over conscious about the fact that aside from using her clan’s authority, she had not done anything noteworthy yet.
“Alright, let’s go to the water source and take a look.”
To the left of the Axis cult headquarters was a huge lake, that is the source of the city’s water supply.
On the hill above the church was the source of the city’s hot springs.
The path to the source was guarded by the city’s Knight Band.
“Nah, I am an arch priest from the Axis cult! Look closely! Hey, look at my adventurers card carefully!”
Aqua shoved the adventurers card in the face of the knight on guard duty.
Our path was blocked at the foot of the hill.
“No, even if you are the arch priest of the Axis cult, I can’t let you through.”
“No one but the manager of the hot springs is allowed to go in.”
The knight who pushed Aqua back had no plans of looking at her adventurers card.
The two knights were probably suspicious after seeing how our group was dressed.
To prepare for any battle, we were all fully equipped for battle.
A group of fully armed people suddenly wanted to pass through the checkpoint— It was normal that the knights would not accede.
“Thou devoted Axis cultist… Hear me, this is a necessary action, a just course, if thou allow passage, this city shall…”
“Ah, I am a believer of Eris” x2
“Why?! Why do you follow Eris’ religion even though you are living in this city?!… Hey, please, let me go in! There is big trouble at the source! This is for the sake of the hot springs city! I… I…! I just want to save this city!”
Aqua clung to one of the knight and started wailing.
I already had a plan in mind, but this looked fun, so I decided to just watch for now.
“No means no. Go home!”
“Ah, wait! I suddenly realized that you are really handsome! Your profile is just like a red dragon, dominatingly strong.”
“You mean my face looks like a lizard?”
After realizing crying won’t work, Aqua started resorting to flattery.
“… Alright, if you won’t let me through no matter what, I will make you Eris devotees taste some hard medicine, and run to the Axis church by the hill side to repent!”
“What nonsense are you saying!”
Damn it, that’s why they say the personality of Axis cultist are so terrible! And your blue hair and eyes— Aren’t you that person who was playing the practical joke of turning hot springs into warm water!?”
“No, that’s wrong! I am just purifying the hot springs…!”
“So it is you! All the more reason that I can’t let you through! Go back!”
Aqua who switched to intimidation tactics was stone walled.
“As I expected. You are up Darkness, a rare opportunity for you to shine.”
“Rare!? Hey, I do contribute occasionally okay! Stop, stop pushing!”
Megumin who was besides me seemed to realize what my plans were.
“Take a good look at who this great person is! She is the daughter of the grand noble house Dustiness— Lady Dustiness fon Lalatina! This is an emergency and concerns the survival of this city!”
“That is so, you can treat this as an order from house Dustiness. The hot springs contamination incident that happened yesterday should be the result of someone poisoning the source. We are here to investigate on the lady’s order.”
Darkness who was being pushed to the front grabbed the pendant in front of her chest tightly.
“This is an emergency, but if I abuse my authority like this…!”
I grabbed Darkness who wanted to say something from behind.
“Here my lady, please take out the pendant proving your identity that you are hiding in your chest! My lady, please don’t resist…! Hey, cough it out my lady!”
“Kazuma, grab on tight! I will… ahhh! That hurts, Darkness that hurts! Wiz, Megumin! Use this chance to grab the pendant!”
“Wiz, you take her right hand, Aqua take her left… My lady, please stop your futile resistance!”
“So, sorry! I am sorry Darkness-san!”
“Stop it you all… The Dustiness house won’t permit such abuse of authority…! Ahhh!?”
Megumin forcefully took the pendant from Darkness’ hand and showed it to the knights.
“Here, look at this! You will grant us entry now right?!”
“My, my apologies!”
“Please forgive us!”
The two knights opened a path hurriedly. Megumin seemed to enjoy the dramatic change in attitude she saw from the two knights.
“… Let me borrow this for a while.”
“Of course not, give it back now!”
Darkness snatched the pendant back and Megumin was a little depressed.
— At this moment, the knights said respectfully.
“Er, erm Lady Dustiness, I know you are here to investigate, but the manager of the hot springs had already went in…”
“The manager said he will investigate the cause, and to not anyone through…”
We looked at each other after hearing what the knights said.
At such a time?
Did the hot springs manager thought the same as us?
… I will ask just to be safe.
“Is the manager a tanned man with short brown hair?”
“No, he is a blonde old man who had been managing the hot springs all these years.”
I guess wrong… So where is that man now?
His appearance was prominent so it was just a matter of time he got caught through the manhunt.
“There are wild beasts in the hills ahead. Please be careful if you are going there, Lady Dustiness.”
Bashing through the thick vegetation we headed up the hill that still had remnants of snow.
I thought the vegetation would be sparse because of the sulphur from the hot springs, so I didn’t expect such a scene.
It’s such a rare opportunity to go on a hot spring vacation trip, why did I have to hike up a hill?
“By the way, I didn’t know Darkness-san is a daughter of the Dustiness house! Sorry for my impudence in the past.”
Wiz wasn’t told about Darkness being a noble, and lowered her head respectfully.
“No, I hope Wiz can treat me with sincerity like before. I will feel better that way.”
“Is that so? Since Darkness-san insist…”
Wiz smiled gently and Darkness was relieved.
“That should be the reaction of normal people… I am relieved after seeing Wiz’s attitude. This bunch had been so mean to me…”
Darkness cleared the vegetation with a complicated expression, walking at the head of the group.
“You are such a troublesome girl. Make it clear whether you want us to treat you like a noble or commoner!— Eh, if you want us to treat you like a lady, then change your temper, crude language and stubborn nature.”
“I am not troublesome! And Kazuma has no right say my language is crude! You are younger than me right!? Not just me, you are rude to everyone…!”
“That is because I treat you— Darkness as a comrade. That’s right, in my heart, you are not the aristocrat lady Lalatina who is older than me, but the dependable crusader Darkness.”
“… Is, is that so. That, that’s great…”
Darkness’ face blushed and she walked ahead quietly. I mumbled.
When she heard Wiz, Darkness who was in a great mood turned back with a puzzled face.
“Anyway, we have been walking for quite some time. Aren’t there wild beasts living here? Erm… Will that manager who entered before us be okay? Isn’t he an old man?”
I asked casually.
As if it was answering my question, the sound of something fighting came from the front.
“Really Kazuma! Why are saying something that will raise a flag!”
“I, I didn’t, stupid! I just thought about that suddenly…!”
“Stop fighting and let’s see what is happening!”
With Wiz urging us on, we hurried to the source of the sound.
Before us was a bizarre scene.
“How, how could this be…”
Megumin said in surprise.
When we arrive, the manager was nowhere to be seen, in his place was—
“This, could it be a rookie killer…?”
Darkness approached that black object and observed from a close distance.
There was no doubt that a battle happened here.
However, there were no traces of sword or magic damages. Only the black skin of the rookie killer and large canine fangs.
These horrible remains seemed to be the work of strong acids…
“This rookie killer wasn’t the one we met yesterday, was it defeated by a veteran adventurer? Although Wiz defeated one easily…”
Everyone knew what I wanted to say.
— Could an old man defeat a rookie killer?
“That hot springs grandpa is really strong! Let’s meet up with him so he can protect us!”
… Only one person didn’t follow my train of thoughts.
“There are no grandpas in this world that could take out a rookie killer alone! With that in mind, this was done by some inhuman monster!”
“Wh, what! Didn’t the butcher shop grandpa in Axel hunt toads and fire drakes alone?! A grandpa that could take out a rookie killer alone might exist too!”
“Don’t compare the old people in the world with the weirdoes in that town! Just look at how the rookie killer died, there are too many suspicious points!”
That’s right, the carcass was melted thoroughly. Was this some kind of spell?
Was there such a vicious magic that could dissolve the body of an enemy?
“In short, we can’t let our guard down, that grandpa is not that simple.”
Everyone except Aqua nodded silently.
… Aqua muttered unhappily.
“The grandpa chef in Axel turned a ferocious brutal alligator into a main dish too…”
Why were you still harping on this?
After that, we walked for a long time. The fortunate thing was that it wasn’t easy to lose our way.
To divert the water from the hill to the hot springs, there were six pipes channeling the water.
If you want to go to the source, just follow the pipes.
However, walking on the road piled with snow sap our stamina really fast.
I thought everyone must be tired too. I turned back while thinking that…
“Nah Wiz, aren’t you a lich? Don’t you have any convenient lich magic to let us fly straight to the top?”
“Aqua-sama, the spells of liches are not all powerful. I did develop a few magic, but they are all offensive oriented…”
“Ho, to develop magic on your own, that’s impressive. Don’t tell me they are stronger than explosion.”
“Eh… I am on edge because I heard there were monsters, but we didn’t met any… Why is that so…”
Everyone was so energetic.
“Hey you all! Wait, slower! If we suddenly meet, the enemy, and is, out of breath, how, can we fight?”
I said while panting, and Aqua tilted her head and said:
“… I knew Kazuma’s stats are bad, but I didn’t know it was so terrible.”
“Anyway, what is Kazuma’s stamina? Don’t tell me it is the same level as me, an arch wizard.”
As I continued panting, I handed my card to Megumin silently.
“… How should I put this. Kazuma has the lowest level here. Don’t worry, just train up from now on and your stats will grow.”
Megumin awkwardly averted her eyes from the card and started consoling me.
“Hey, you mean my stats are really on the same level as you right?!”
“Let’s take a break! We walked a long distance in one short, but there is no sign of the grandpa. Instead of dashing ahead at full speed, we should conserve our energy.”
“Hey, don’t tell me my stats are lower than yours! Is my strength and stamina lower than yours?!”
Megumin didn’t answer and sat where she stood.
I, I should grind my level…
After the break, we started marching again. And finally, we reached the end of one of the pipe.
Before the pipe was the source where the hot springs water came from…
“Hey, the hot spring water is completely black!”
“!? This is poison! I am absolutely sure!”
Aqua shouted as she dipped her hand into the completely black hot spring in a panic.
“It burns! Wahhhh, it is scalding! It is scalding my hand!”
“You idiot! Why are you putting your hand directly into the hot spring source! Pull your hand out!”
“But, but! It burns!”
Although Aqua was crying, she still refused to pull her hand out.
I rushed to her side and cast a spell on her hand.
I cool the water with my magic…
… But my frost magic was too weak, it didn’t have much effect.
Wiz rushed over to help and used frost magic too.
Probably because our magic capacity and race were different, Wiz’s spell lowered the temperature of the source in an instant.
“Phew… Thanks Wiz, and Kazuma… I will be thank you a tiny bit too.”
“What tiny bit!”
Wiz cast freeze multiple times into the water Aqua was sticking her hand into.
As time goes by, the black murky hot spring gradually became clear.
“That will do… But, I can’t purify the water in the pipes. It would take some time before this hot spring can be used again… Heal!”
After purifying the hot springs, Aqua casted healing magic on her scalded hand. That energetic idiot looked really depressed right now.
Seeing her like this made me felt uneasy too…
In any case, it was confirmed that someone was polluting the sources.
I don’t how that man and the manager was related, but we will find out if we continue to investigate.
— We saw other pipes connected to the source too, and as expected, they were all contaminated.
Aqua cleansed them one by one. She had already cleansed four out of six of the pipes.
However, it would be a long time before these hot water becomes hot spring water.
And now, we had almost made our way to the peak of the hill.
Just when I was about to give up, throw my bags down and leave, I found something that looked like a human figure in the distance.
I used farsight to observe that figure.
“… Hmmm? So it is that guy after all.”
The one I saw wasn’t the blond old man the knights mentioned, but the man I saw in the bath that day.
“What is the matter? Why are you suddenly stopping?”
Aqua looked at me who stopped suddenly in confusion.
I pointed ahead and told them the wanted criminal was right in front.
“Ahhh, I can see someone there. What is he doing there? Is there a hot spring source there too?”
“Probably. Look, that pipe is linked there… Wait, that guy is…!”
Hey, he is poisoning the source right now!
He seemed to notice us rushing over too.
When he saw us, he looked baffled.
“What are all of you doing here? This place is off limits to all except the manager, so how did you get here?”
Aqua pointed at the man nonchalantly asking our purpose of visit and shouted.
“Hey, are you still playing dumb!? How dare you destroy the hot springs in this city! I will purge you!”
“Destroy the hot springs? I am the manager of the hot springs okay? What are you saying…”
The man lied boldly. Aqua looked at us haplessly to seek support.
If you were not confident of talking him down, then don’t start it.
“It is useless to play dumb okay? And what are you doing here? It is too troublesome to poison the hot springs one at a time, so you are going right for the source? The uproar of polluted water gushing out was probably your way of confirming that the source was actually linked to this city, right?”
“We saw that all the hot springs had been contaminated on our way here. Megumin already asked, so can you tell us what you are doing here? I am Dustiness fon Lalatina. Allow me to use my authority as a noble to invite you to come with us.”
In the face of Megumin and Darkness’ accusation, the man shook his head slowly.
“I already said, I don’t know what you are talking about. Do you want to search the things I have with me? You will never find anything poisonous… with me…?”
The confident voice of that man started breaking.
He was looking at…
“Hmm? Who is that… I think I have seen you somewhere…”
Wiz placed her hand on her chin as she stared at that man and pondered.
When he saw Wiz, that man turned around immediately.
“An, Anyway, I am here to investigate the reason behind the pollution, erm…”
“Ahh! It’s Hans-san! Hans-san right?!”
Wiz shouted the name of the man who was still making excuses.
“Who, who is Hans? I am the manager of the hot springs in this city…”
“Hans-san! Long time no see, I am Wiz, the lich Wiz!”
The man who was repeatedly addressed as Hans tried to play it off, but his voice was shaking. Wiz chatted him up unhesitantly.
Hans glanced at Wiz who was staring at him.
“Lich, you mean those dangerous undead monsters, lich right? I don’t know what you all are saying… An, anyway I don’t have any means of poisoning, and you have no proof…”
“Ah, speaking of poison… I recall that Hans-san is a deadly poison slime variant type! Did Hans-san released your poison into the source?!”
Hans’ excuse was torn apart by Wiz unwittingly.
She even rushed to Hans’ side.
“Hans-san! Why are you ignoring me! It’s me, I am Wiz! Hans-san can shapeshift too right, you must have changed into the form of the grandpa manager to gain entry right? Hans-san, hey, Hans-san!?”
“Can, can you calm down, I don’t know you… Stop, don’t shake me, please!”
Seeing Hans denying it to the end, Wiz grabbed Hans’ shoulders and shook.
“Did you really forget about me!? I am Wiz, back when we were in the demon king castle we—”
“Ahhhhh! I just remembered I have something urgent to do! I found out the reason behind the contamination after the investigation! I have to rush back to the city… Farewell everyone… Can you let me through?”
Aqua: “Where are you going Hans!”
Darkness: “You shall not pass, Hans!”
Megumin: “You think such an excuse will work, Hans?!”
The three girls stepped in front of Hans to stop him.
Hans showed a stiff face and back away.
“Stop struggling and come clean Hans.”
“Don’t keep calling me Hans, Hans, you bunch of worms! What is Wiz doing here?! Didn’t you say you will open a small shop after leaving the demon king castle!? Stop fooling around in the hot spring city, go back to work!”
Hans finally revealed his true nature and retaliated, retorting Wiz.
“How, how mean! I did work hard! t for some reasons the harder I work, the more losses I made. But I am still working hard every day!”
Wiz replied in a strange manner. Now is not the time to talk about that.
Hans sighed deeply and shook his head.
“Sigh… Why did it turn out this way. I spent years to investigate this city, and only decided on this course of action after everything is in place… Wiz, I remember that you don’t provide help to the demon king army in any form aside from the maintenance of the demon king castle barrier. However, you shouldn’t be working against me. We shouldn’t disrupt each other. So why are you in my way?”
“Eh!? I, I got in Hans-san’s way!? I only greeted Hans-san since we haven’t met in a long time!”
“That was enough to disrupt my work! Thanks to you my identity had been exposed!”
Was she really stupid, or pretending to be retarded?
Hans who had been exposed by Wiz lower his body posture into a battle stance.
“What are you going to do Wiz? Fight me? Or let me through?”
Hans was only wary of Wiz alone.
That was normal, according to Wiz, this guy was a mutant of some kind of deadly poison slime.
Deadly poison sounds scary, but it was just a slime after all.
As a lich, Wiz was far ahead in the monster level standings.
I thought I met a powerful foe in the bath back then, to think it was just a slime.
“How could I do that… Hans-san is my friend. Erm, I will be troubled if you destroyed the hot springs… Can’t we… resolve this through discussion?”
Wiz said apologetically. Hans laugh out loud.
“Hahaha! Your thinking is the same as before, you are a lich but you are so naive! When you were an arch wizard and was killing us off, you never thought about saying ‘resolve through discussion’ right!?”
“Ugh… Back, back then, I was still immature…”
As Wiz said so, she started to fidget embarrassingly.
Was the gentle Wiz a violent woman in the past?
After returning to town, let’s find a chance to talk about the past together with Vanir.
To do that—
“Hey, sorry for interrupting your reunion time… You are Hans right? I am Satou Kazuma, the one who directed the fight to defeat the demon king army boss Beldia and mobile fortress Destroyer. Just recently, I even defeated the devil of foresight Vanir.”
— I had to solve this commotion quick and return to Axel!
“What!? A man who looked as terribly weak as you!?… Even your equipment is so bad I don’t even want to look at you, and you defeated Beldia and Vanir!?”
The state of my equipment is none of your business.
“How mean of you to say I am terribly weak. I might look this way, but I am a man who walked the thin line between life and death several times.”
“Well, he did die several times.”
Aqua mumbled softly behind me. How unnecessary.
“I knew from the start that you are a minion of the demon king army. Do you still remember me? Several days ago, we met in the bath of a certain hotel right?”
“…!? Ahh! You are that man with the lecherous gaze!”
Wha, what do you mean by lecherous?! How rude.
“I heard you say back then about destroying the Axis cult or something! I also knew you were wary of me in the hot spring back then. I only stared at that big breasted onee-san to make you lower your guard!”
“Hey, you didn’t say anything because you don’t want to be dragged into a troublesome incident. And you are shamelessly boasting about it.”
Darkness retorted behind me…
Why were the people behind so noisy?
Hans started backing away after hearing what I said.
He was wary of Wiz alone earlier, but now, the one he was most wary of was me.
“To not back down while facing me. I see, so you are quite capable.”
Hans said as he glared at me.
What do you mean by backing down, why do I need to do that before a slime? Don’t flatter yourself.
He might look like a strong and well built man, but he was actually just a slime.
The mob monsters that appears in all sorts of games.
From the name deadly poison slime, his main weapon should be poison. But we have Aqua who could cleanse away the poison, so that was nothing to worry about.
In summary, I don’t think I will lose.
“Just surrender! Wiz, you and him were ex-colleagues right? I don’t think you would want to fight him, so back down for now, I will go.”
“Ka,Kazuma-san!? I might be overthinking it but… Will you be fine!? Erm, Hans-san is…!”
Wiz who was backing away shouted anxiously.
I drew my sword, the polished blade gleamed under the sunlight.
To think the first thing I will cut down with my new sword would be a slime.
Aqua and the others were already prepared to fight, taking up stances with their weapons.
Darkness who was beside me drew her long sword and stared at the enemy cautiously.
“…Seems like you all really want to fight. Good! It has been a long time since any adventurers dare challenge me! No matter who it was, they will cower before me and beg for mercy after learning my true nature. You have guts to fight me head on!”
Hans said something a final boss would say and raise his hands.
“I am Hans! A boss of the demon king army, a variant type deadly poison slime!”
“… What did you just say?”
What did this slime just said?
I think I heard the term ‘boss of the demon king army’.
“Kazuma-san! Even among the bosses of the demon king army, Hans is a monster with higher than average bounty! He is very strong, so be careful…!”
Even if you told me that now…
I held up my sword and shifted backwards.
“Nah, Darkness, slimes are mob monsters right? They are just small fries right?”
When Darkness who was taking a stance heard my question—
“Slimes are mob monsters? Where did you hear that nonsense from? Leaving small slimes aside, slimes above a certain size are powerful adversaries. Firstly, physical attacks are useless. Their magic defence is high too. They eat anything, so it’s over if they stick on to you. They could seep in through the gaps in your armour, touch your skin and dissolve you with digestive fluids, they could also block your mouth and suffocate you to death.”
What is this, so scary… but… hmmm?
Could it be, I did something really dumb?
“Don’t touch the deadly poison slime, Kazuma! It has poison potent enough to contaminate the poison in the entire city! It could harm so many people after it was diluted, you will die instantly if you touch it!”
“… In, instant death?”
After hearing Megumin’s warning, my heart started beating wildly.
“No problem Kazuma! With me around, it is fine even if you die! But don’t get swallowed whole! If you do, your entire body will dissolve, and it won’t matter how powerful my resurrection spell is!”
When I heard what Aqua said—
“Now, come at me bro, brave adventurers! I will make you re… gret…?”
I turned my back on Hans and ran as fast as I could.
I bashed through the vegetation and slid down the slope of the hill.
The branches scratched my face.
“Wahhh, Kazuma! Wait! Wait!”
“Hurry up idiot! Or I will leave you behind!”
Oh shit oh shit!
This fellow was the most powerful one I had faced!
I would die from just a touch, would be dissolved if I got caught, and resurrection won’t even work!
“Darkness, run quick! This is bad, we will die! Don’t think too much, just run!”
“Ahhh… the slime… the slime will…!”
Megumin tugged the hand of Darkness who was reluctant to leave the slime and followed behind me closely.
Darkness who had an abnormal interest in the gooey body of slimes wanted to fight Hans alone, but we didn’t let her do that.
She might be able to tank the attack of the slime, but she lacks means of attacking.
“Ka, Kazuma-san, you keep panting while climbing the hill, but you are fast when running away…!”
Wiz who was at the tail of the group ran hard to chase us.
And behind Wiz—
“Are you mocking me, human! After saying all that before me, you still ran away in the end, you are not living your life correctly! You are an adventurer after all, don’t you feel shame?!”
Hans whose face was red from anger chased us at full speed.
“Of course I am an adventurer! The weakest job of all, adventurer, how can I fight a boss of the demon king army head on!?”
“What weakest job! You even…! … What?”
Hans suddenly stopped.
Following his lead, we stopped too.
You, are an adventurer? The weakest job adventurer? Not the general term adventurer, but the job name similar to arch wizard and priest… Adventurer?”
“Yes, that’s right, what is the problem?”
Hans’ eyes turned red immediately. He then closed his eyes gently and sighed.
He was a slime, but his actions were just like a human.
“I will let you off this time, scram, small fry!”
After Hans spat out these words, he turn and head back towards the hot spring source.
“… Phew, it is finally over.”
“It is not over! Hey, he is going back to destroy the hot spring source!”
Aqua refused to let me go, but frankly speaking, this fellow was too hard to handle.
“Then tell me how we can beat that guy. Wiz will feel bad if we ask her to go. I don’t know if Darkness can handle his poison. We can only ask Megumin to do a sneak explosion attack from range.”
“Erm… if you cast explosion on Hans-san, his body will scatter and pollute this whole place. Slime has high resistance against magic, if you don’t them all up, it will be hard to destroy him…”
Doesn’t that mean we couldn’t do anything?
“I am not exaggerating, we really can’t do anything this time. If physical attack works, I was planning to try out my new sword.”
“We will postpone the debut of Chunchunmaru to the next volume. But if we leave him be, the hot springs will be in danger. Then a demon king army boss will get his way.”
“Don’t call my sword by that weird name, I will never call it by that name… Sigh, what a pain. Nah, Aqua, shall we give up on this hot spring? We can develop other means of business in the future. Honestly, there is no meaning in the existence of the Axis cult right?”
As expected she pounced on and strangled me when I told her the truth.
As I was wrestling with Aqua, Hans’ figure got smaller and smaller.
“I got it… Nah! I will go and purify that slime!”
Aqua proposed a bold plan.
I chased Hans back to the hot spring source he wanted to poison and found him soaking his right arm in the water.
From far, we could see the hot spring gradually growing murky, seemed like a large amount of poison had been pumped in.
And of course, the pipes transporting was definitely full of poison too.
“That guy, didn’t he thought about destroying the pipes directly?!”
Contaminating all the water source was like looking for trouble.
But speaking of which, the pipes could be repaired if it is destroyed. However, if the sources were contaminated, there would be no way to salvage it.
He must be planning to destroy this city completely.
And there were few priests that could cleanse such potent poison.
“The pipes seemed to be made by magic metal, and is not easy to break. It is the financial lifeline of this city after all, so they did not stinge on the cost.”
That was true. I agreed with Megumin. At the same time, Aqua who was purifying the polluted hot spring was getting anxious.
“Nah! Can you be more serious about this! It will be bad if this goes on! If the last remaining water source gets polluted, it will be a long time before the hot springs will be available in this city again!? The Axis cult in this city will disband!”
“Isn’t that a good thing?” x3
The voice of the three of us rang out in harmony. Aqua threw herself into Wiz’s arms and cried.
“Wait, ev, everyone! Stop joking with Aqua-sama! The important right now is…”
I wasn’t joking.
It would be great if that annoying cult was destroyed.
“What, you all are here again? No matter, there is only one source left, the deed will be done if I contaminate it. Finally, I can finally destroy this damn city!”
This boss of the demon king army must had suffered greatly because of the Axis cultist while he was undercover in this city.
“Hey, how long have you been staying in this city?… Ah, by the way, you changed your form into that of the hot spring manager to get in right? Where is the real manager!? He should be a blonde grandpa, he…”
“I ate him.”
Hans replied casually.
… Ate him?
“What, what did you say?”
“I said, I ate him. I am a slime, isn’t eating a natural instinct? Anyway, my shape shifting ability only works if I devour—”
— the target.
When Hans was about to say that—
“Cursed Crystal Prison.”
A cold calm voice echoed in the snowy hills.
With a cracking sound, Hans’ right arm and the contaminated source froze in an instant.
Hans whose right hand was frozen with the hot spring let out a cry.
I looked towards the owner of the voice.
The one emitting an aura that befits the strongest undead, lich— was Wiz. The gentle Wiz I am familiar with was nowhere to be found.
Wiz looked at the screaming Hans whose hand was frozen with an expressionless face.
“My condition for staying neutral— Not interfering with the demon king’s army, is ‘the guarantee that aside from adventurers and knights, the demon king army will not harm civilians who are non-combatants’, right?”
“Wiz, stop! Undo your spell! Wiz!”
Wiz did not respond to Hans’ cries.
“It is inevitable for adventurers to lose their lives in battle. They take the lives of monsters every day, that is their livelihood. They must have made the resolve of being killed by monsters. It is the same for knights, their salary are paid by the people, and in exchange, they have to protect the citizens. In exchange, it couldn’t be helped if they had to sacrifice their very lives…”
“Wiz! You really want to fight me!? If we go at it for real, this area will be contaminated…!”
Before Hans could finish.
“But, the hot spring manager grandpa is innocent.”
Wiz said with a pained expression.
Someone was pulling the corner of my shirt. I looked back and saw Aqua and Megumin sticking close to my back.
… So this is the serious Wiz, she was totally different.
Even I felt a bit afraid.
Darkness lowered her stance besides me, ready to cover Wiz at any moment.
Damn it, even the usually gentle Wiz was so serious about this.
I should also—!
“Wiz! Sorry, but I don’t plan to fight you! Let me finish my chores and leave!”
Hans said as he broke his frozen right arm before our eyes.
The frozen arm shattered. Immediately, a translucent arm grew from his stump.
Hans gave up his right arm and charged towards the last water source!
We gave pursuit to Hans relentlessly.
By the way, we had been running here and there since just now! What was with my hot spring vacation, I wasn’t here to train, I came here to recuperate!
“Kazuma! That slime is fast! Shouldn’t slime be those soft, cute gooey monsters that moves slowly?!”
Seemed like Aqua had the same impression of slimes as me.
Or rather, it was strange for slimes to be sentient.
If that was so, where was that guy’s brain?!
“Hans-san, I won’t let you destroy the hot spring! Cursed Crystal Prison!”
“!! Shit, I don’t match up well with you!”
Wiz froze Hans’ lower body with her spell. Right now, he was about ten meters away from the last water source.
Slime that had high resistance to magic, and a mutant boss level slime at that was being subdued easily by Wiz. As expected of a lich.
“I still have this ace in the hole! You are as naive as you were in the past, Wiz!”
Hans tore off his right arm and threw it at the hot spring.
Everyone except Hans and me watched helplessly as that arm flew in a beautiful arc towards the water source.
As for me…
I pulled my bow, and used snipe to hit the arm in the air away.
Hans stared eyes wide open in surprise, looking back and forth between me and the water source.
Gritting his teeth, he tore pieces of his lower body and threw them at the water source.
The accuracy of snipe was dependent on the user’s agility and luck.
But no matter how high my luck stat was, I couldn’t handle this many target!
“Aqua, used that magic that improves luck, the one you used during rock scissors paper!”
“Eh!? O, okay!”
When we were deciding who should sit in the cargo compartment during the carriage ride, Aqua used a spell named ‘blessing’.
Let’s use that to raise my luck stats!
The moment I received the buff spell from Aqua, the arrows’ accuracy and range were enhanced, hitting the targets without fail.
Seeing this scene, everyone aside from me and Hans sighed in relief.
“What, what is this! Are you kidding me! What terrifying accuracy is this!?”
Hans roared in anger.
“Don’t look down on this man’s luck! His stat might be weaker than a mage, but he survived his fight with powerful foes thanks to his strong luck!”
“Hey, are you praising or mocking me?!”
I squabbled with Megumin while looking at the frozen Hans. I didn’t felt nervous anymore.
Instead of not being nervous, it was more like carelessness.
Hans struggled painfully as he threw another body part out…
“Kazuma, shoot it down, shoot it down now!”
Aqua placed both hands on her hips with an easy smile on her face.
“Leave it to…! …Ah.”
“Huh? What is it Kazuma?”
Aqua asked confusedly.
With a splash— one of Hans’ body parts fell into the hot spring.
Including Hans, everyone except me made a surprised noise.
“… I ran out of arrows.”
“— Wah, wahhhh!”
Aqua rushed to the source and wanted to stick her hand in.
“Aqua-sama, don’t do it! A part of Hans-san’s body fell into the hot spring! This is on a different level from the contamination earlier!”
Aqua ignored Wiz and stuck her hand in without any hesitation.
“Ahhh it hurts, hot! Heal! Heal! Wiz, help me, the pipe of the last water source is going to be contaminated!”
Aqua endured the scalding water and healed her hand with magic as she asked Wiz for help.
“A, Aqua-sama! … Light of Saber!!”
Seeing this scene, Wiz chop with her hand, using light magic to cut a part of the contaminated pipe.
She only sliced the part containing the polluted water off.
In that case, it could be repaired in just a few days.
As I was feeling relieved.
I heard cracking sound coming from Hans, the sound of something breaking.
“Kazuma, Ka, Kazuma…!”
Megumin made frightened sound and looked over there.
Hans— No, the shapeshifting slime that was Hans—
“This…! What a cute slime! Such a pity! If it wasn’t poisonous, I will bring it home as a pet!”
Darkness whose brain probably melted said some nonsense.
That slime expanded to the size of our mansion.
“That’s too big—!”
Unable to maintain its human form, the slime ballooned into a ball and crushed the trees around it, absorbing them into its body.
“Oh no, Hans is getting serious! Wiz, take care of that guy! Use that freezing spell from earlier! End this battle with that spell!”
We started scrambling out of the way while screaming. We kept dodging to avoid being absorbed by Hans.
“That spell is not big enough to cover Hans-san who is now so large! If I don’t drain some mana from someone…!!”
Wiz pleaded with me for help. Right now, the only one who could supply Wiz with mana was…!
“Megumin! Now is your time to be the sacrifice! My mana isn’t enough, and draining Aqua’s mana will give Wiz unhealthy side effects!”
“Me!? No no, don’t wanna! I would rather blow that guy up with explosion!”
“Don’t do that! You will pollute the entire hill!”
Aqua stopped Megumin sternly. Darkness started taking off her armour noisily.
“What are you doing? Why are you taking your armour off…”
“If the opponent is a slime, armour is useless. If will give them an opening instead, so I am better off without it.”
Darkness took off the armour she treasured so much and returned to her casual wear. Her brain had definitely been turned to mush.
“And I like this armour. You repaired it for me, so it will hurt me to see it melted or destroyed.”
After saying that, Darkness also threw her sword aside.
Physical attacks were useless against slimes.
Since it was useless, there was no need to hold on to this heavy weapon.
“Hey why are you stripping! Run!”
I grabbed Darkness’ hand and pulled her in the direction of the source.
And over there is—
“Wahhhh! Kazuma! Kazuma-sama help ahhh!”
In the face of the approaching Hans, Aqua continued sticking her hand in the water source while wailing, refusing to flee.
“What are you doing moron! Don’t bother with that now and run!”
“But, but! If I don’t defend this place, my believers will…!”
Darkness stood in front of Aqua as Aqua insisted on cleansing the hot spring despite the pain.
The steely faced Wiz seemed to had resolved herself and came to Aqua’s side.
“Kazuma, what should we do!? You always have dirty tricks up your sleeves! Hurry up and deal with this!”
“Why, you…! What do you mean by dirty tricks! Damn it, I will come up with something! So you just do your thing!”
“Do, do my thing?”
Megumin hugged her staff and asked a little frantically.
“The only thing you can do! Deal the final blow to the boss! Prepare your spell and standby in the vicinity of that guy!”
After giving my instruction, I left Megumin who was lifting her staff up and headed towards Hans.
The squirming gigantic block of black pudding wasn’t satisfied with the vegetation, and even swallowed the rocks and sand too.
After releasing its human form, it was probably being driven by its instinct.
Hans did not attack us, it just devoured the things around it and head slowly towards the source.
The weapon in my hand and the skills that I had couldn’t harm it at all.
You could say that I am helpless before it.
Even if I use freeze on it, it won’t have any effect.
And Hans was too near to Aqua and the other’s position, too close to use explosion.
Actually, we could just flee if Aqua gave up on the hot spring. However, the usually cowardly Aqua chose this time to display her guts.
I used up all my arrows, so I couldn’t even attract Hans’ attention…
… No, wait.
If it was the current Hans that moves according to its instinct.
If I use that thing before it…
“Aqua-sama, even if I exhaust all my mana, I would not be able to freeze Hans-san who had become so huge! Let’s withdraw! Everyone in the Axis cult wouldn’t want Aqua-sama to be hurt too!”
“No! If I don’t step up, who will protect my cultist! If I can’t even protect the homes of my devotees, then what would be the point of my existence!? Also, cast some freeze for me!”
Aqua refused to listen to Wiz’s pleas, and even ask her to cast freeze.
There was Megumin who had prepared her spell and ready to cast it, and Wiz who was shaking her hand and bracing herself.
Darkness’ placed her treasured armour and sword by her feet along with…
the gifts she bought at the local specialties shop together with me
“Darkness, bring those thing besides your feet to me!”
“? That thing?— the specialities gifts?”
She obediently brought the gifts and ran to my side.
I flip through my backpack and took the share I bought out too.
The Arcane buns and meat buns I brought from the round ear elf and the clean shaven dwarf.
I threw those at Hans.
“Ah! What are you doing, such a waste! You will receive retribution for wasting food, Ka… Zuma…”
Darkness wanted to criticise my actions, but was dumbfounded after seeing Hans’ action.
Hans happily ate the snacks I threw.
Seemed like slime was similar to humans, compared to vegetation and rocks, they prefer things that had proteins and high calories.
I grabbed all the gifts Darkness brought with her…!
“No, you can’t Kazuma! I plan to give this to my dear father and the servants…!”
I ignored Darkness who sensed my intentions, and threw them in the direction away from the hot spring.
“You can buy gifts anytime! I will shop together with you! Don’t be depressed and run!”
I tugged Darkness who showed a sad face momentarily and linked up with Aqua and the others.
Hans seemed interested in the gifts and squirmed in that direction.
“Wiz, after blowing Hans into pieces, can you freeze it?”
“If Hans-san is about half his current size, I should just barely manage with my remaining mana…”
Just barely… Good!
“Aqua, Wiz will freeze Hans when he blow into pieces, can you purify the hot spring alone?”
“I, I can! This is an emergency, I will show you my true ability!”
“I just need to protect everyone from getting hurt by Hans when it explodes right?”
“Yes, I’m counting on you.”
At a time like this, we could only depend on the Darkness’ strong body.
Aqua owned a holy relic that protects her from abnormal status like poison. She and the muscle head Darkness should be able to defend against the poison of the demon king’s army boss.
I remember this girl learned a lot of skills raising her resistance against abnormal status.
The advantage of her concentrating on defence could only be seen in a crisis like this. I had no choice but to trust her.
Hans was still enjoying Darkness’ gifts before our eyes.
Immune to physical attack, high resistance against magic.
You will die from its poison with a touch, and defeating it will pollute the environment.
Why did I meet such a troublesome adversary?
What was wrong with my hot spring vacation?
I still felt my luck couldn’t be that good.
“Kazuma, how long do I have to wait! I am ready to deal an elegant blow!”
Megumin who had taken off her eyepatch yelled excitedly, her red eyes shining.
After finishing the gifts, Hans finally came at us.
Maybe it was searching for new prey, or he was driven by the remnants of his self.
I lift my hand towards Wiz.
“When I say go, Wiz will drain my mana away— just don’t like me die.”
I heard Wiz yelped.
“… Well then, do it Megumin— Go!”
“Leave it to me! Eat my huge explosive magic! Explosion—!!”
I witness Megumin blowing Hans to pieces with explosion, and its pieces flying all over.
As Darkness protected us, I could feel my mana disappearing, and my consciousness fade.
I will leave the rest to my comrades who were only dependable during such a crisis—
Several days later.
As the heroes who saved the city—
“Wooo… I, I worked so hard…! I, I really gave it my all… but…!!”
Together with the wailing Aqua, we made our way back to Axel.
“How should I put this… I actually felt sorry for Aqua for once…”
Megumin consoled Aqua on the rocky carriage.
Aqua kept looking out the window and snivelled from time to time.
— We destroyed Hans. Darkness did her role as a tank, protecting us from getting hurt by the debris from Hans. After that, Wiz who had drained mana from me froze all the remnants.
“… I wonder if dear father and the servants will like this…”
Darkness held the newly bought local specialty gifts and mumbled to herself expectantly.
This girl had a rather serious dad complex.
I shift my eyes away from the cheery Darkness and said to Aqua.
“… Don’t you know there is such a thing call moderation?”
“It can’t be helped, because I thought the water source would be contaminated if I don’t give it my all…! Wahhh, I worked so hard, this is too mean ahhhh!”
I ignored the wailing Aqua and looked at Wiz who was devoid of life.
Her already pale face was becoming transparent, as if she would disappear at any moment… Hey, that’s bad—!
“Hey, she is going to disappear again! She is disappearing!”
“Darkness, share your energy with her! Transfer some of them to Wiz quick!”
“I, I get it! Come Kazuma, take it!”
I frantically grabbed Wiz in the carriage.
I used drain touch on Darkness who was the most energetic of us all and transferred her energy to Wiz.
When we saw Wiz who was on the verge of disappearing recover, we breathe a sigh of relief.
At this moment.
Aqua who was facing the windows the whole time—
“I only tried to cleanse the hot springs with all my powers! Why are they so angry!”
She started wailing because of that once again.
— After we reported to the adventurers guild that we defeated the demon king’s army boss Hans, we received a lot of gratitude as the ones who resolved the contamination incident.
… Until they realized the fact that ‘hot spring water won’t flow anymore.
After I was drained of my mana and lost consciousness, Aqua used all her might to purify the hot springs.
In the end, she turned all the water in the source into warm water.
As a side effect, the pitiful lich was almost purified because of this powerful cleansing magic.
In summary, the goal of the demon king army to cut off the financial lifeline of the Axis cult had been accomplished by Aqua.
The main tourist attraction of this city was now gone.
Normally, we would be forced to pay a heavy compensation.
However, since Aqua did so in order to save the cult— as well as the city—, everyone forgave her. And so, the entire bounty from taking down Hans was forfeited.
We were supposed to teleport back to Axel via Wiz’s spell, but her condition wasn’t good, so we opt to take a carriage back instead.
“Listen to me! Both of you listen to me! Please, just hear me out!”
“What is it, the carriage is already shaking, can you not shake me even more?!”
“Go on, I don’t mind listening.”
Aqua who was looking Megumin and Darkness said:
“The reason this incident turned out this way… is because my powers are too strong. Even the clumsy Darkness and screwy head Megumin… That hurts! Lis, listen me to the end! The two of them must realize my true identity now right?”
Aqua who was subdued by Darkness and Megumin didn’t give in.
“It is about time for you to believe that I am a real goddess right!?”
After hearing what Aqua said, the two of them turn silent.
“… Kazuma, let’s go to a more effective hot springs next time.”
“That’s right, a hot springs that can heal mental problems.”
“Why don’t you believe me!?”
The carriage was noisy.
Especially Aqua’s wailing.